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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Six strange things about me

  1. When I lay in bed I rub my feet together. Kind of like the villain Snidely Whiplash who rubs his hands together. But I use my feet.
  1. I don't like to step on cracks on the sidewalk I avoid them if I can and alter my steps so that I miss them.
  2. I have vivid nightmares set in my bedroom. Sometimes I don't know if I'm dreaming or if it's real.


  3. I'm paranoid that my socks don't go with my clothes. I'm a good dresser, but socks are my nemesis.
  4. I don't know what my super power would be, but I know that donuts would be my kryptonite.
  5. I have a routine when I shower to maximize my time and limit my efforts. It's not elaborate, but I can be out of the shower in 5 minutes if I hurry.

posted by Knot at 5:53 AM 2 comments

Monday, December 05, 2005

The Rest

Canadian Brass - Bring A Torch Jeanette Isabella



Porky Pig - Blue Christmas



Crash Test Dummies - The First Noel



Vince Vance And The Valients - All I Want For Christmas Is You




Honorable Mention:
Louis Armstrong - Zat You, Santa Claus
Bing Crosby - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Bing Crosby - Good King Wenceslas
posted by Knot at 10:23 AM 2 comments

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Fall Baseball And Fantasy Football

Fall Baseball

I was helping coach H's fall baseball coach-pitch team. H is out of the season with a broken wrist. So that leaves me as the firstbase coach and general dugout coach. The following is our record.

1-2

Follow My Fantasy Football Team

I'll even take advice. Here is what's going on week by week.

Current Record 2-3

Week One - Win

Methane Buffalos

Actives

Stats

Total

P. Manning QB

254 PaYd, -2 RuYd, 2 PaTD (28,26)

22

T. Duckett RB

15 RuYd, RuTD (1)

7

R. Johnson RB

12 ReYd, 126 RuYd, RuTD (1)

19

T. Calico WR

2 ReYd

0

R. Williams WR

13 ReYd

1

R. McMichael TE

55 ReYd, ReTD (2)

11

J. Wilkins K

XP, 4 FG (30,41,33,41)

13

D. Bills DST

2 DFR, 3 Int, 7 PA, 5 SACK, 120 YDS

29

Total

102

Reserves

Stats

Total

B. Roethlisberger QB

218 PaYd, 5 RuYd, 2 PaTD (3,63)

20

Z. Crockett RB

20 RuYd

2

R. Droughns RB

22 ReYd, 78 RuYd

9

K. McCardell WR

123 ReYd, 2 ReTD (20,17)

24

C. Cooley TE

34 ReYd

3

D. Raiders DST

30 PA, 379 YDS

0

Total

58



Week Two - Win

Methane Buffalos

Actives

Stats

Total

P. Manning QB

122 PaYd, PaInt

2

R. Johnson RB

3 ReYd, 90 RuYd

9

T. Duckett RB

18 RuYd, RuTD (1)

7

K. McCardell WR

54 ReYd

5

R. Williams WR

96 ReYd, ReTD (51)

15

R. McMichael TE

77 ReYd, ReTD (4)

13

J. Wilkins K

2 XP, FG (29)

5

D. Bills DST

19 PA, SACK, 318 YDS

5

Total

61

Reserves

Stats

Total

B. Roethlisberger QB

254 PaYd, 2 PaTD (16,14)

22

R. Droughns RB

29 ReYd, 50 RuYd

7

P. Crayton WR

5 ReYd

0

C. Cooley TE

20 ReYd

2

J. Scobee K

FG (28)

3

D. Raiders DST

DFR, 23 PA, SACK, 354 YDS

5

Total

39



Week 3 - Loss

Methane Buffalos

Actives

Stats

Total

P. Manning QB

228 PaYd, -3 RuYd, PaInt

7

R. Johnson RB

-2 ReYd, 84 RuYd

8

T. Duckett RB

75 RuYd, RuTD (12)

13

K. McCardell WR

80 ReYd, 2 ReTD (15,26)

20

P. Crayton WR

39 ReYd

3

R. McMichael TE

18 ReYd, ReTD (18)

7

J. Wilkins K

4 XP, FG (46)

7

D. Bills DST

DFR, Int, 24 PA, 403 YDS

6

Total

71

Reserves

Stats

Total

B. Roethlisberger QB

216 PaYd, 17 RuYd, 2 PaTD (85,4)

21

R. Droughns RB

32 ReYd, 76 RuYd

10

R. Williams WR

0

C. Cooley TE

0

J. Scobee K

2 XP, 2 FG (32,40)

8

D. Raiders DST

DFR, Int, 23 PA, SACK, 448 YDS

7

Total

46



Week 4 - Loss

Methane Buffalos

Actives

Stats

Total

P. Manning QB

264 PaYd, 4 PaTD (25,11,8,24), 3 RuYd

34

R. Johnson RB

88 RuYd

8

T. Duckett RB

40 RuYd, RuTD (1)

10

K. McCardell WR

11 ReYd, ReTD (11)

7

R. Williams WR

54 ReYd

5

C. Cooley TE

61 ReYd

6

J. Wilkins K

3 XP, FG (37)

6

D. Bills DST

19 PA, SACK, 333 YDS

5

Total

81

Reserves

Stats

Total

B. Roethlisberger QB

0

R. Droughns RB

0

P. Crayton WR

63 ReYd, ReTD (63)

12

R. McMichael TE

0

J. Scobee K

XP

1

D. Raiders DST

Int, 13 PA, 4 SACK, 303 YDS

12

Total

25



Week 5 - Loss

Methane Buffalos

Actives

Stats

Total

P. Manning QB

255 PaYd, PaTD (18), 2 PaInt

12

R. Johnson RB

7 ReYd, 76 RuYd

7

T. Duckett RB

30 RuYd

3

K. McCardell WR

5 ReYd

0

R. Williams WR

24 ReYd

2

R. McMichael TE

30 ReYd, ReTD (30)

9

J. Wilkins K

4 XP, FG (40)

7

D. Bills DST

2 DFR, 3 Int, 14 PA, 2 SACK, 323 YDS

16

Total

56

Reserves

Stats

Total

B. Roethlisberger QB

225 PaYd, 15 RuYd, PaTD (16), FL, RuTD (7)

20

R. Droughns RB

21 ReYd, 72 RuYd

9

P. Crayton WR

30 ReYd

3

C. Cooley TE

82 ReYd, ReTD (11)

14

J. Scobee K

2 XP, 3 FG (32,51,53)

15

D. Raiders DST

0 PA

0

Total

61



Week 6 -
posted by Knot at 11:50 AM 0 comments

Friday, September 30, 2005

5 Shaggable For Genuine

My ultimate list of Shaggable Hotties. Just for you Genuine. In no particular order.


Kate Winslet


Kate Walsh




Isla Fisher

Julianne Moore

Ashley Judd




Neve Campbell




Jenny McCarthy



Jennie Garth




Belinda Carlisle


Reese Witherspoon


Carrie Underwood


Taylor Swift



Kellie Pickler


Sara Evans


Elisa Bridges

Rene Zellweger

Faith Hill


Liv Tyler

Jessica Biel

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Erika Eleniak
posted by Knot at 11:26 AM 1 comments

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Righteous Rules Of Laundry

1.If you want it and you love it – hand wash and hang to dry.

2. White's mean exactly that – whites. Do not mix any color in with them when washing

3. Red of anything needs to be washed separately or even hand washed the first time.

4. Reds may be washed with denim or dark towels after 3 washes.

5. Denim and towels can be washed together if the denim has been washed 3 times.

6. NEVER never never never never never use bleach.

7. Use a stain stick and the soap for the laundry to get out stains.

8. Oxy clean is great use it a lot.

9. Never dry things you want to shrink or tatter.

10. Check pockets before washing and drying.
posted by Knot at 9:27 AM 4 comments

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

What's Up With The Magic Number?

I'm done. No more test or birth control. I'm officially barren and it took a lot to get here. I got my two negative tests back on 08-30-05. A small capsule of the story is below.



After my vasectomy I have to ejaculate 20 times and then get tested twice to see if I'm infertile. So this is an explosion, trip to the amusement park, hot for teacher, countdown. I'm a sick man.

"A" doesn't want to take pills any more and I don't blame her. The faster I get to 20 the less time we use Conceptrol. "A" is incredibly fertile. So I have my work cut out for me!

"A" made the comment that 20 times is nothing for her. It would be over in a matter of hours or minutes. I said that I needed down time to re-tool and that if I could hit 20 in an hour I definitley would be spending my life at home!


I made it to the post season. Now I have to get two negative tests. Baiscally, there can't be any sperm in my samples twice in a row. I hope it's soon, I'm tired of vasectomy talk.

Here's the box score. *





Episode

Method

Date

1Amusement Park7-08-05
2Amusement Park7-08-05
3Amusement Park7-09-05
4Amusement Park7-09-05
5Hot For Teacher7-13-05
6Amusement Park7-15-05
7Amusement Park7-16-05
8Hot For Teacher7-16-05
9Hot For Teacher7-19-05
10Amusement Park7-23-05
11Hot For Teacher7-23-05
12Amusement Park7-25-05
13Amusement Park7-26-05
14Amusement Park7-27-05
15Hot For Teacher7-29-05
16Hot For Teacher8-03-05
17Hot For Teacher8-04-05
18Amusement Park8-06-05
19Amusement Park8-06-05
20Hot For Teacher8-07-05





7-25-05 This is really getting to be a lot of work. I don't want to be a porn star anymore.

7-26-05 Way too much work!!!

8-03-05 In the home stretch. Now I have to worry about overtime and getting the samples to the lab in a few days.

* Key
Hot For Teacher - Regular Marital Sex
Amusement Park - Just Me All By Myself
posted by Knot at 8:34 AM 3 comments

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Bernard Pivot Questions From Inside the Actors Studio

What is your favorite word?

Passion

What is your least favorite word?

Can't

What turns you on?

Confidence

What turns you off?

Egotism and Arrogance

What sound do you love?

My daughter laughing and silence

What sound do you hate?

Whining

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Medical Doctor

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Any form of accounting

When you get to Heaven what do you want to hear God say to you?

Great job! Let's go eat.
posted by Knot at 10:25 AM 3 comments